Hard wired brain...try this....it works

[thewatchman]

While sitting by you computer....lift your right foot off of the floor and start making clockwise circles (to the right).

Then with your right hand, make the number 6 in the air.

Your right food will change circling to the left everytime. Have fun...

[Rhys 🕊]

I must be doing it wrong. I did both these things and my foot still goes to the right. If anything it shows that I'm not normal but Ha ha I already knew that. 

I did fall off my chair in the process so that was fun. 

I'm left and right footed so that might explain it. But at least my head didn't start spinning around. 

Bless you

Rhys

[thewatchman]

you are ambidextrous...so it won't work for you. sorry about your bum. 

[Rhys 🕊]

So cool. I'm ambidextrous. Yet another word I'll have look up. I hope God heals me I've whatever I've got. As for the rest of your statement I'll just say Ha!

Rhys

[gregorydc]

Not true Rhys I believe what happened to you is because you are in the Southern hemisphere where everything turns counterclockwise, so I don't think this experiment will work there. Hehehehe
Greg

[Rhys 🕊]

That's a shame. I quite like being ambidextrous. It's difficult when you have to live this life upside down. That's why I fell off my chair. I need to glue it to the floor. 

Rhys

[thewatchman]

sorry...I forgot a simpler word...clumsy 

[onelovedread]

Just tried this at work,  and they called in the psychologist. Thanks Watchman.

[onelovedread]

If you have a hard wired brain, and you prepare this Mango-Curry Chicken Salad recipe, it will make you feel bettter. Try this. It works. It makes 4 Servings. Prep Time: 20min.  Cook Time: 20min

Ingredients
2 1/2 cups (1/2-inch pieces) grilled skinless, boneless chicken breasts
3/4 cup plain, nonfat yogurt
1 teaspoon curry
1/4 cup cubed mango
1 cup dried, sweetened cranberries
1/4 cup walnuts, coarsely chopped
1/3 cup Mozzarella, cut into small cubes

Grill chicken breasts, cut into small pieces and set aside. In a medium bowl, blend yogurt and curry with a whisk and stir in chicken, mango, cranberries, walnuts and Mozzarella. Mix well and serve on lettuce leaves if desired.

Calories: 350
Total Fat: 10 g
Saturated Fat: 3 g
Cholesterol: 80 mg
Sodium: 160 mg
Calcium: 20% Daily Value
Protein: 34 g
Carbohydrates: 32 g
Dietary Fiber: 2 g

[Rhys 🕊]

I just ate your recipe. I then tried the foot thing again and my foot fell off and now I'm hoping mad (get it hoping mad because I only have one foot now - never mind, move on Rhys)

[Dave in Tenn]

Recipe sounds great!

My brain is definitely hard wired, but I'm still too banged up to try the experiment.  Didn't stop from from laughing all the way through this.   

[thewatchman]

I just ate your recipe. I then tried the foot thing again and my foot fell off and now I'm hoping mad (get it hoping mad because I only have one foot now - never mind, move on Rhys)

I hope you don't expect me to superglue it back on again. I will only do that once 

With my stomach Chris, that's only 1 serving 

[Rhys 🕊]

Superglue itself would not hold me back for the things God has in store for me. I'm sure that's in Bible, perhaps in the back somewhere. Anyway the first time you did it you put my foot on back to front. I didn't know whether I was coming or going.

I tried turning my other foot (the non superglued one) and waving my arm in the air and my head started spinning around. Now I"m so confused by all of this I've decided to call a priest.

How dare you Kind Sir! Your post has ruined my life.

Anyway all this head spinning is giving me a headache. 

Rhys

[gregorydc]

Rhys it sounds to me that God has blessed you with and amazing and brand new dance!  Maybe the kiwi shuffle!  Sometimes things aren't as bad as they seem!

[onelovedread]

Rhys
At least from eating the salad, you're getting 20% of the daily value of calcium which is good for your bones. Unfortunately though, only 2% Dietary Fiber (you guys spell it Fibre, right?)  which may cause another whole set of problems. Oh well.

[Rhys 🕊]

Ha ha ha. Thanks Greg. The kiwi shuffle - Excellent

Since I'm ambidextrous I spell it Fiber or Fibre. I'm so lucky

My bones are fine Kind Sir! except for my foot, but the superglue seems to be working. Yay!

Rhys

[thewatchman]

you're supposed to sniff it rhys 

[Rhys 🕊]

Oh I see, silly me. Let me try sniffing the superglue............Well I fell off my chair again and now my head is spinning even faster.

Thanks for the advice. 

Rhys

[onelovedread]

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."


Then he made the earth round...................and he laughed and laughed and laughed!

[dodrill]

Have a camel with that my darling asked the wife? one lump or two? - love it John