UN Survey

[John9362]

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

[Dave in Tenn]

I can't speak for people living in the rest of the world, but...

[Rhys 🕊]

In New Zealand I was busy eating Fush and Chups and they couldn't understand the accent.

[John9362]

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey    LOL !!

[Rhys 🕊]

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey    LOL !!

Ha ha funny aussie. And about your sheep comment all I can say is Baaaaaaaaaaa...........

[John9362]

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too 

[Dennis Vogel]

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Sad, but mostly true.

[Rhys 🕊]

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too 

Pretty much true until the last part. You were suppose to say and the most beautiful people especially Rhys.