false teeth

Started by John9362, October 01, 2014, 07:09:22 PM

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John9362

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and They asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't Talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much To talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his Wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

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Dave in Tenn

Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

Rhys 🕊

Is funny because is true  ;D

Rhys
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ez2u

booo another terrible joke  that causes trouble

John9362

Hi ez2u,

Please post me your favourite joke  ;) :)

Rinus

Hi guys

I agree,another terrible joke.I don't think any Woman of Christ wud find this funny.And if she don't find it funny we(men) shudn't find it funny,not for our sake but for the Woman's sake, and also not forgeting for pete's sake:-).