smile :)

[John9362]

I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better!






I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning.  The woman behind the counter asked,

"How would you like your eggs cooked? "

"Does it affect the price?" I said.

"No, not at all." she replied.

"In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."

[indianabob]

Thanks John, I may be able to use this at my coffee club meeting.
We meet in a gas station mini mart and the owner is often present to observe.

Indiana Bob

[Deblyn]

That's good! I like the second one, best.