This is really nutty!

[SandyFla]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, my new name is Zippy Girdlechunks. heehee

Sandy

[mongoose]

Sandy, you got it easy.  I ended up with Loopy Appletush.  Sounds like some sort of a demented cereal...

[buddyjc]

I got chim-chim cootiefanny.

Brian

[mongoose]

Brian,  you win!  Cootiefanny is worse than Appletush any day!   

[buddyjc]

My son's name would be Squeezeit Cootiefanny!   

Brian

[gmik]

ZIPPY COOTIEBRAINS!!!!!!

[prarrydog]

    *goober girdlesniffer*.   Hmmmmmm.  I kinda like it.

[a_child_of_God]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not really though. Prarrydog, your new name is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruth

[prarrydog]

  I would like you to meet my wife Boobie Girdlesniffer and my 2 kids Chim Chim Girdlesniffer and little Crusty Girdlesniffer.  I might get t-shirts made up for the family reunion.

[Caralis]

My daughter is Snotty, and she certainly was last weekend .

[YellowStone]

I'd like to introduce myself as

Loopy Applebrain



Please don't tell my wife or son

[gmik]

This is fun.  More more.......

Love,
zippy