A Few Will Rogers Quotes......

[hillsbororiver]

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.