A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE

[Matt]

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"


Matt

[gmik]

 

Classic!

[Beloved]

Science Explained By Children

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.

Clouds are high flying fogs.

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.

Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one-second.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

Beloved

[LittleBear]

Good ones, Matt and Beloved!

[lilitalienboi16]

ROFL THOSE KIDS ARE HILARIOUSE!

And they say there is no GOd? PLEASE! Only God could make me laugh that hard! haha

thanks to the both of you.

Love in Christ,

Alex

[Deborah-Leigh]

Lovely logic.  Thank you Matt and Beloved....

Back to square one or is it round one becoming as little children!

[brandon h]

I enjoyed those. Thanks Matt and Beloved