Women's English Translated

[Matt]

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead"  = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset"  = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk"  = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight"  = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient"   = I want a new house

"I want new curtains"  = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise"  = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?"  = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?"  = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute"   = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?"  = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate"  = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?"   = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want."  = You'll pay for this later

[Martinez]

LOL!

It's funny because it's true.

[Samson]

Ha Ha Matthew,  

                       Wait until my wife the freckle Girl reads this, she's at work right now, it's time, while we still have it, we(men) must marshall our forces, while we still can,  

                        The force is with us, Matthew, but we are not Jedi, yet.  

                        That's pretty funny, sounds like something I read from the new Venus/Mars book.


                                                   Samson(May the Force be with us, Always.)

[kweli]

Now I'm dreading marriage. I'm still struggling with plain English for crying out loud...

[frecklegirl417]

  I only have a few things that are men's English translation:

1. Trust me.....Don't forget I lie when it suits me
2. I promise honey I will do it............wait until you nag me enough to do it or the game isn't over yet
3. sinuous..........since you were up can you get me a drink
4. It suppose to have extra parts..........I am to smart to read instructions
5. I am not lost I know where we are........I am a man I don't need to ask for directions
  I tried to help out ladies but trying to think like men is just hurting my brain!!!!!Ha! Ha!