IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD......

[Craig]

[joyful1]

AHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know.......that the manogram can be used not only as a diagnostic tool, but also for correction of behavioral problems in the over 40 male. LOL!!!  The instruction manual plainly states that if the manogram is used properly, the iron chains need not be applied to the toilet seat! hehehehehe!!!  

Joyce  

[musicman]

Wait one minute!!

I have a blue car.

[Deborah-Leigh]

Joyful 1 you do have a sense of humor. I thought the chains had to put the seat up not down....

[gmik]

 

[frecklegirl417]

    I gues I am glad I am not a girly girl!!! My car is gold and it never sees below the speed limit of hold on tight!!!!!!

[ez2u]

I just can't stand all this women blasting!!!!  peggy

[Roy Monis]

Hi! Craig

I can prophesy plenty of trouble coming your way brother. Have you a safe hiding place?

God Bless

Love in Christ Jesus

Roy

[KristaD]

Ok, guys, the blue car red car picture is saying that women define cars by color instead of make and model, not that women drive blue cars and red cars 
I like the hammer and screwdriver set best lol. Those shoes are too cute 

[joyful1]

Actually, Krista--it means that women like things neat and in order, just like God...and our brothers think that organizional skills are silly!~  

[KristaD]

No actually it's a running joke that if you ask a guy what kind of car he drives they give you make model year and possibly engine size, and women say the color b/c they don't know anything else about it. Not true by any means but that's where it comes from .

[joyful1]

  gottcha! Krista! Back in my day, it was actually worse than now...the only way to get any male to take you seriously was to learn "car-lingo" and throw it around....which I did quite well without actually knowing what I was talking about most of the time! The little bit that I did know, however, seems to be more than than what the young men know today! I can't tell you the number of times I've had to show the gas station attendant HOW to check transmission fluid in a stick shift! ehheeh!   they really get a good laugh when this old woman gets out there under the hood to show Johnny a thing or two!
Joyce

[KristaD]

Lol that's funny Joyce! My mom is the same way, had to earn the respect so she had to learn and looks at the young kids like . It certainly would be nice, though, if that joke were a compliment but sadly it's more sexism . Oh well, we ladies know why God said it's not good for man to be alone .