Scientific proof for a young Earth!!!

[musicman]

Below, you will find all of the scientific proof for a young Earth.



1.    ??


2. Uuummmm. . ... .. .. .?




3.  OK, . . . . . . . . . .?? . . . .yeah but. . . . . .





4. But the helium wouldn't. . . . .what??? . . . . . . .. .oh, never mind.



5.  Well, the geologic strata was. . . . . .  . . . . .. .



6.  Those were dinosaur footprints with huma. . . . um. . . . .yeah. .  .

7.  But mama said that Satan done planted the. . . . . . . .?. . . . .wait. . . . .


8.  But that was a big boat they shoved all dem animals intah.  So that how the globe was covered with. .. . . . oh yeah. . . .

9.  They found water in space.  It was from the global flood!!!

10.  My bible say the world 6000 years old, man.

[musicman]

Alternate personality retort:

Oh man, you stupid!!!

The water aint in space.  It seeped into da earth.  All that flood water in the earth now!!!

[musicman]

Original personality:


Da water aint in the earth man.


Dat where hell is!!!


The water would flood hell if it in da earth!!!



Hell wouldn't be hot none more!!

[frecklegirl417]

  ROFL......Tears rolling down my face laughing so hard!! Thanks again, brother needed that laugh!! I guess my IQ grew a little bit higher after seeing the videos of the conference. Thanks for all the laughs. You always know how to make someones day. Thanks a bunch!!!!! Here is a little sunshine for you for giving me some on a rainy day!

[OBrenda]

 

[gmik]

Ahemmmmm......

Musicman, do you always talk to yourself?

[musicman]

Ahemmmmm......

Musicman, do you always talk to yourself?

Roses r red

Violets r blue

I'm a schizophrenic

And so am I.

[iris]

     


Iris