WHO LOVES YOU MORE TEST

[geokuhns]

If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the trunk of the car for ½ an hour and see who's happy to see you when you let 'em out!

[musicman]

That's terrible.  I'd never, ever, put a dog into the trunk of a car. 

[dogcombat]

I think your wife will "SPEAK IN TONGUES" that's fluent in DUNG, when she finally gets a hold of you

ches

[OBrenda]

Spit my coffee out laughing!



Brenda

[Samson]

Hey George,


                  Let me tell you, this is not the week out of the Month to put my Wife in a
                  Trunk, especially if she's going to be getting out anytime soon, too dangerous,  .

                  Then again, it's been dangerous around here anyway, the Dog is more predictable, 

                                        Testing & Chastising for the rest of my Life, Samson.

[David]

My dog will sleep under the table, in a stable, under the stairs...........I can't get my wife to do that no how 

[aqrinc]

I hope you all cleaned your doghouses and or outhouses recently; 
guess where you all will be moving house to when this goes on cnn 
and fox later. Or perish the thought your wife visits the forum.

Talk about fools rushing in where Angels fear to tread. my oh me.

george.

[EKnight]

Ha ha ha.  this thread came at such an appropriate time today.  My husband and I had a huge fight over the dogs today.  So you have no idea how timely this was. 

Thanks,

Eileen

[Ninny]

HA!HA!HA! Me? the dogs? in the trunk together for 1/2 an hour? Oh please, have you ever been shut up in a small place with 2 mini dachshunds? I'd never live 1/2 an hour! Those mutts would lick my face off in the first 5 min.!! Their tongues are like wings on a hummingbird!! Perish the thought! I promise you the DOGS would be the only things happy to see him! 
You think that is funny? wait till you see what he looks like when I get done with him!! In conclusion my answer is..the Dogs surely would love him more!!

[cjwood]

how bout if...we put the husband in the trunk of the car, and the 3 dogs and i will, uh...take a long drive with the windows rolled down so the dogs can stick their heads out. then maybe, just maybe, the husband will be happy to see...daylight when i open the trunk. i can say, "i'm so sorry sweetie, i didn't know you were in the trunk...yeah, that won't work. ok. put me in the trunk with the dogs for 1/2 hr and the dogs would be happy to see, well, anybody for that matter. husband, daughter, sister, brother, anybody as long as they feed them.

ya. thanks for the laughs george.

claudia