Afternoon Hanky Panky

[Craig]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on
the balcony with a lollipop and tell him to report on all the
neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking
lot', he shouted. An ambulance just drove by.'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company',
he called out. Matt's riding a new bike....'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
'Jason is on his skate board....'

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are
having sex!!'

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out,

'How do you know they are having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with
a lollipop.'

[Harry]

   LoL!!  That's a good one!!

[Ninny]

Craig, you are so bad!!
Kathy

[britt]

That was pretty good craig, but why do I find it ironic that as I post this reply I am reader #69?