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Started by aqrinc, May 22, 2009, 08:48:16 PM

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aqrinc

May 22, 2009, 08:48:16 PM

A little levity to go with the sarcasm and vicious attack on men. No i did not invent it, just a copy and paste, a friend sent today.

Male or Female?  You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

   
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.   


   
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.   


   
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated   


   
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object.... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.   


   
SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.   


   
WEB PAGES:  Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.   


   
TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.   


   
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.   


   
HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.   


   
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.   
george. ;D


Linny

#1
May 22, 2009, 09:12:21 PM
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some!  ;D

Ninny

#2
May 22, 2009, 09:13:43 PM
Very cute!! ha!  :D
Kathy ;)

judith collier

#3
May 23, 2009, 01:59:44 AM
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy

meee

#4
May 23, 2009, 12:57:47 PM
           Hey George,

                 Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D

Ninny

#5
May 23, 2009, 01:04:56 PM
George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)

aqrinc

#6
May 23, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ninny on May 23, 2009, 01:04:56 PM
George, you had better shut your mouth and RUN!!!! ;D hahahaha!
Kathy ::)
Quote from: meee on May 23, 2009, 12:57:47 PM
           Hey George,

                 Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D
Quote from: Judy on May 23, 2009, 01:59:44 AM
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy
Quote from: Ninny on May 22, 2009, 09:13:43 PM
Very cute!! ha!  :D
Kathy ;)
Quote from: Linny on May 22, 2009, 09:12:21 PM
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some!  ;D

Sorry,  :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???

meee

#7
May 25, 2009, 09:31:37 PM


Sorry,  :-X ::) :-\ :-* ???
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         It's all gooooood George!
                         hugs,meee

cjwood

#8
May 25, 2009, 11:46:59 PM
sarcasm and vicious attacks on men??? what, not on this forum for sure ::) ::). we love all you men, really we do. we femmes just know, well...what we know.  :o  but in all honesty, where would we be without you guys. nothing more appealing than a man of God, with his spiritual wisdom and encouraging words (except for a woman of God).

claudia

aqrinc

#9
May 26, 2009, 01:09:49 AM

Claudia,

Touche ;D, well written. :-*

george ::).

Ninny

#10
May 26, 2009, 07:48:38 AM
hahahaha! good one Claudia! ;D
Kathy ;)

SandyFla

#11
June 05, 2009, 01:59:52 PM
They are hilarious!  :D  I forwarded them to everyone in my address book.

Sandy
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