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they love their marquees

Started by cjwood, June 13, 2009, 02:39:18 AM

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cjwood

i was driving to my sister's house this evening and drove by a little country church. on one side of the church marquee it said "Jesus said that no one comes to the Father except through Him." i thought to myself, well that seems harmless enough, but i wondered what they were hiding. then i saw the other side of the marquee and it said "Christians don't ever die, they go to heaven. come worship God here." sooo, that is what they were hiding. not slamming that church, just slamming their marquee message. what a crock of poop.  :o

Praise God for His marvelous Truths!!!

claudia

musicman

Then I don't want to be a Christian.  Imagine having to stay alive while in your rotting corpes.  I'd be screaming, when's the ressurection, I can't stand the smell any more!!  And where did all of these worms come from!!

rockrdude

This reminds me of when I was a child in the Lutheran church. It was the middle of an exceptionally tedious service. Boring would be an understatement. The hymns were depressing, the sermon was sleep-inspiring, the pre-printed prayers were incredibly wordy with lots of big flowery words, and it was going long.

And the pastor actually said that when we got to heaven, it would be exactly like this and how wonderful that would be!

Suddenly hell didn't seem so bad.

I'm so glad there is no hell, and the Kingdom of Heaven is nothing like that church service!

Ninny

Musicman and Rockrdude,
:D :D :D
Kathy ;) ;)

cjwood

Quote from: rockrdude on June 14, 2009, 06:40:16 AM
The hymns were depressing, the sermon was sleep-inspiring, the pre-printed prayers were incredibly wordy with lots of big flowery words, and it was going long.

And the pastor actually said that when we got to heaven, it would be exactly like this and how wonderful that would be!

Suddenly hell didn't seem so bad.



now that's funny!  ;D ;D ;D

thanks for contributing rockrdude

cjwood

Quote from: musicman on June 13, 2009, 10:07:14 AM
Imagine having to stay alive while in your rotting corpes.  I'd be screaming, when's the ressurection, I can't stand the smell any more!! 
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such imagery causes me to shutter.  :o :o
your way with words musicman are always unique to say the least.

thanks for your post.

claudia