Baby Boomers Only

[Marky Mark]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. [Discloser,me a baby boomer  ]

 
They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Having' a Flash

 
Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

 
Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 
The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

 
Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 
Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

 
Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

 
The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 
Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 
Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 
Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 
The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 
Abba---

Denture Queen.

 
Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 
Helen Reddy ---

  I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 
Leslie Gore---

  It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 

 
And Last but NOT least:

  Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again.




      Rock On  

[firefly77]

So scary, but true! HELP!!!

Angie

[gmik]

  Hilarious!!  I gotta forward that one!  Thanks for the laughs!

[cjwood]

mark,
from one baby boomer to another, ROCK ON indeed. 

claudia

[Ninny]

Mark! I am laughing!! That is hilarious..even though I am just FAR to young to remember any of those songs!! Ha! Oh, what? Your memory begins to fade as you get older??? bummer...
Kathy

[meee]

  These are funny ,but also sad, since some are coming true.
   Meee am baby boomer!!!
hugs,meee

[Ninny]

Hey listen guys, here's the way I see it..we may be baby boomers, but we have lived long enough to look back and be glad we are so blessed!! We have lived enough that we can laugh at ourselves and we don't worry about whether our hair looks just right...hey some don't have enough hair to worry about!! In what year do you have to be born to be a baby boomer anyway!!??  Don't worry all you 40 something's your day's a' comin'!! 
What I like is to look at my sons and look at their children and think, "Oh revenge! How sweet it is!!" 
Muahahaha!! 
Kathy

[Marky Mark]

Hi all my fellow baby boomers .
Here are some facts in print.

Baby Boomer
From Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Boomer#Definition



But here are the facts on video .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF9ikOfNzxw


Peace...Mark

[Ninny]

OUCH!! Now, Mark! That really hurts..really it does..
I'm just laughing to tears...literally!   wrong....so wrong....
Kathy

[gmik]

That was hilarious!!!! 

Hey we are all pretty creative....are there any other songs we could think up new titles to???

[meee]

But here are the facts on video .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF9ikOfNzxw


Peace...Mark
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Now this really is funny!  Thanks Mark, I sent it over to FB, I'm sure some will crack up.
I'm thankful for every day I'm given ,so really no complaints and loved your post.
hugs,meee

[Marky Mark]

May the Lord Bless you all my sweet Sisters .


PROVERBS 17:22  A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

PROVERBS 15:13 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.

PROVERBS 15:15 All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.

PSALMS 126:2 Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: they said they among the heathen, The Lord hath done great things for them.




Peace...Mark

[OBrenda]

very cute!

[noeleena]

Hi..
     Would .    1947. be to early .. he he . giggle . oh well
   ...noeleena...

[meee]

       I sent these to my daughter that works in a nursing home. She said about 4 years ago one of the residents had his call light on and she answered it and he said " I have to go on the commode again!"  Well ,she started singing Willie's tune," On the commode again, I just have to get on the commode again~~~", and the man cracked up.  She told me when she saw my email, it brought back the memory that she had thought that song up before , all by herself, and she loved your post Mark.
Oh, for fond memories!
meee