Your Donkey

[Samson]

Hi Forum,

              Thought this was funny and the Moral of the story is true, Read below.




    YOUR DONKEY!


                                                                     
           
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. 

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. 

As they went along they passed some people

Who remarked it was a shame the old man

Was walking and the boy was riding.



The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,

So they changed positions.







Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'



So they then decided they'd both walk! 

Soon they passed some more people who thought

They were stupid to walk when they had a

Decent donkey to ride. 

So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people

Who shamed them by saying how awful to

Put such a load on a poor donkey.



The boy and man figured they were probably right,

So they decide to carry the donkey.   

As they crossed the bridge,

They lost their grip on the animal

And he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?



If you try to please everyone,

You might as well....


Kiss your a@@ goodbye!






Have A Nice Day And
Be Careful With Your Donkey



                              Enjoy, Samson.

[Ninny]

I am laughing so hard...to be a not-so-funny guy, that was hilarious!! hehehe!!
Kathy

[Roy Martin]

A lot said in that funny but truthful morrow.

Roy

[OBrenda]

 

[Craig]

I know that story.  Just substitute Moderator for man and boy.

Craig

[Deborah-Leigh]

Thanks Samson


Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys

Arc

[Patrick]

Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys

Arc

Arc, I've been accused (ask my ex-girlfriends) of being one for many years! 

[Craig]

Hey Craig! so we the members are the donkeys

No the forum is the donkey.  The members are the people....sometimes

Craig

[Stacey]

I don't know who would be who but I know I've been called one of them there umm donkeys 

[Samson]

I know that story.  Just substitute Moderator for man and boy.

Craig

Pleasing other Humans, an impossible task at best, up until 5 years ago, no woman was possible to be pleased, just ask Samson, Judges. 17; 

That's why it's Samson & Frecklegirl instead of Samson & Delilah.

[Ellie]

  Sorry....I couldn't laugh..I'm an animal lover..The poor donkey drowned...by People pleases  ?
                    Free the donkey's now.!!!!