I see the humor, but I'll comment nonethe less
@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
COMMENT: True
@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
COMMENT: True
@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
COMMENT: Not with the sentencing guidline changes which say you serve 80% of your time.
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior
COMMENT: Or a pink slip if you ask for a raise.
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself and God forbid you loose it.
@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
COMMENT: In many maximum lock ups, inmates spend 23 HOURS in their cells only time out is for showers.
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
COMMENT: Unless you're in an insulated spot of "middle management"
@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
COMMENT: That's actually in reverse.
@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
COMMENT: Some inmates have no family or friends visit them in prison
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
COMMENT: See "middle managment" above.
@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
COMMENT: False, inmates DO have the requirement to work, often they make brooms, learn trades in the machine shop so they'd be productive taxpayers when they get out.
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
COMMENT: It should have been added that Prison: you waste away behind bars.
Work: you get wasted in bars.
@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
COMMENT: And paranoid fellow inmates to say the least.
@ WORK they are called managers
COMMENT: Just below the managers are parasitic co-workers in waiting.
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
COMMENT: Yep, that's why I see the humor in this
Now get back to work
COMMENT: WHY?!!
Ches