There are SO many of those qoutes made by footballers over here as they are not the sharpest tools in the box.
here are a some
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham
I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka
We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall
He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.
Ade Akinbiyi
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.
David Beckham
I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona. (Barcelona are Spanish)
Mark Draper
I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogh
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
Lee Hendrie
I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush (he is Welsh)
Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today. (a team can only field 11 players)
Steve Lomas
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham
The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.
Phil Neville
All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
Mitchell Thomas
The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Alan Shearer
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand
There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.
Gary Lineker