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Misleading marketing
judith collier:
Musicman you gotta be an alchoholic!!!! Judy
jeetkunejimi:
Musicman,
you can fool some of the people most of the time, and you can fool all of the people anytime, but you can't fool most of the people everytime. See I know my stuff. I have just recently come back from hell, yes that's what I just said brother, Hell, the place of eternal anguish. I'm not kidding, I was in bed I remember the time because I always wake up at 3am to take my LSD with some koolaide, I noticed my 20yr old looking wife was a sleep so I took my drugs and tucked myself in with my hotty botty.
Suddenly I woke up screaming, sweat dripping from my every pore, fear gripped my very being, no one could help me. I soon realised I was in a cell of some kind the walls were strangly cold and icy, yet they were dripping with blood. I could sense the smell of rotten flesh and I began to hear the distant screams of people crying out for mercy and other's blasphemeing the name of God and Jesus and a few were calling Allah an idiot and a group nearby were calling out for their money back from the tickets they'd bought for Jacko's O2 gig's, I figured they had commited suicide there were smouldering sequined white gloves all around me.
Anyway I walked past all these people to where a man was calling my name, "Jeet!...Jeet!! He cried. As I approached I was uneasy but I soon took great comfort from the face I saw. It was Bill Weise. He was already in hell comforting the lost with asbestos blankets. He explained to me that God had let me in on the deal to join bill in raking it in from the sales of these blankets and the up and coming new range of cat suits that he said would revolutionise the suffering in hell to a mere feeling of being left in a sauna at a health spar over the weekend. So now with my freewill I'm tripping into hell with my good pal Bill every night and making big bucks, I mean me and billy boy are rolling in the Benjamins. Now with all this in mind I'm offering you musicman a one time cut in the deal if you can find a trade supplier of asbestos cloth.
What say you? There is some real action down here especially with all these warm skinned muslim types and all, they drive a hard bargin but me and Bill are still making a dollar on every blanket sold, and if you think that ain't much then you gotta get down here to see the market, there's trillions of em.
Ninny:
Jimi,
You cracked me up!!! Hilarious!! :D :D 8)
Judy, guess what? Musicman is NOT an alcoholic...just a bit off center, but no alcoholic!! hehehe!!! :o
Kathy ;)
musicman:
Wow Jeet, how'd ya like my former place of employment? That's right. I worked in hell for nine years. Remember what I told the head of hell in a former post? And you saw Bill Weise there? Actually, that's probably his real punishment for making up that 23 minutes crap. He's been sentenced to the inner-city school that I used to work at. Surely demons are ripping his very soul right out of his dead carcass. Did you meet Church Lady yet? She was one them fire and brimstone ladies. She told of the horrors of not accepting christ and she used to shoot fire with a blow torch up the anuses of vocal sceptics. Yeah, that's hell alright. What'd you say about asbestos suits? You must a made those in the dungeon. That's that cold room up stairs where they told us not to go. I used to tell the really bad demons to go there when they were tearing me up. Instead, I went there often and inhailed deep breaths hoping for a quick demise. Didn't happen. Actually, I later learned that asbestos is made up of really tiny and sharp shards that over time do significant damage to the lungs. I knew about this damage. Unfortunatelly, I didn't realize how long it takes for the effects to take place. Damnit!! Oh well. Live and learn. . . . . . .For now. Say hi to that dragon lady that's in charge of hell.
Ninny:
Judy, concerning Musicman, More than just a little off-center, I guess :-\
Kathy ;) :D
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