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southland:
Thats sooooooo funny :)
deftarchangel:
--- Quote from: musicman on July 23, 2009, 09:27:19 PM ---
I already performed the ritual on you. You actually wanted to talk to a bikini model on the phone. Next she will knock on your door. Aaaaaaaahhhh, It'll really be a bikini model, I promise. She may weigh 500 pounds but with Oils Of The Serpent Inc., your free will brings more than you ever asked for. Much more!!
--- End quote ---
:o
Uhh.....hey....you know what? I....uhm....I couldn't possibly accept such a...uhm...such a *generous* offer! Why don't you just send me the $15.00 refund instead, and we'll call everything even, ok? Or better yet, why don't you keep that $15.00 as a donation. Every 'free will' teaching institution needs some cold hard cash to keep themselves going now and then, right? Afterall, if it's good enough for the churches, it should be more than good enough for Oils of The Serpent Inc.!
Besides, this wouldn't be the first time I was swindled out of some cash for some religious phooey. I'm still waiting for my magic fairy water from Peter Poppoff after sending him a donation; waiting for my sliver of wood that supposedly came from the cross that Jesus was crucified on; waiting for my new purple prayer napkin to come in after accidentally using my old one as a dust rag (and I haven’t been able to pray ever since….although I must say, my apartment is the cleanest it’s ever been!); plus I'm waiting for the millions of dollars to come my way after donating to Creflo Dollar's scam ministry, after he said that God wanted me to be rich (with money). So…sure…what's another 15 bucks down the toilet to another organization making grandiose promises of fame, fortune, and free will? I never liked spending money on food to survive anyways (all that chewing and sustaining oneself…..so overrated!).
:)
musicman:
Why are you complaining about the prayer napkin? You prayed for a clean house didn't you?
firefly77:
Deftarchangel,
--- Quote ---I'm still waiting for my magic fairy water from Peter Poppoff after sending him a donation; waiting for my sliver of wood that supposedly came from the cross that Jesus was crucified on;
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... Thank God, He delivered us from all this bologna.
Mark 11:15-18 (New International Version)
15On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple area and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves, 16and would not allow anyone to carry merchandise through the temple courts. 17And as he taught them, he said, "Is it not written:"My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations? But you have made it 'a den of robbers'." "
jeetkunejimi:
Normally musicman I would take up such a bargain offer like this in a second, but, alas for your company I already have a freewill, I purchased it from John Hagee ministries for $225 or a donation above $125 last year,with the credit card availilable opition of buy it now pay nothing till the Lake of God's Fire AS LONG AS YOU SIGN YOUR MORTGAGE OVER TO PASTOR HAGEE as I will be getting a mansion in heaven there was nothing to lose.
Perhaps you with your freewill should have though this deal over and counter acted over Hagee's freewill and cancelled his offer out, perhaps you still can as long as Hagee doesn't realise that you are doing so but then again he will using his freewill. Ummm... Have you got an offer on of just selling me a freewill that is internal so no one can tell I have one, that way I can do whatever I like and no one will ever know. The one I bought of Hagee ministries is faulty because I keep having to do what my wife says even though I don't want to, but if I don't things just get real nasty, is it possible she's been to Hagee and got some sort of upgrade delux model.
Please help me in my dilemma Musicman,
your sinnigcerely,
Jeetkunejimi .
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