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Author Topic: 2 Ladies in Heaven  (Read 2542 times)

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mharrell08

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2 Ladies in Heaven
« on: December 03, 2009, 06:29:12 PM »

1st woman:    Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi!  Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st  woman:    It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a  peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd  woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I  suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to  catch him in the act.  But
instead, I found him all by  himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:   I was so  sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started  running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the  attic
and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I  went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I  became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack  and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


PREDICTABLE…YES!   STILL FUNNY….YES!



Marques
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musicman

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 07:03:38 PM »


1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.




Marques

Something tells me that the husband wouldn't still be alive though.
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Ninny

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 08:08:22 PM »

And what an interesting death HE would have had!!Muahahaha!! :D :D :o
 Kathy ;)
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LiberatedEagle

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 10:53:10 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D Definitely funny
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cjwood

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 04:15:10 AM »

funny  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

wasn't expecting the ending. 

mucho gracias senor marques.

claudia
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 04:25:21 AM »




Very funny M!

From the freezer to the LOF. When confession and revelation come together! :D

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cjwood

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Re: 2 Ladies in Heaven
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 05:08:35 AM »



From the freezer to the LOF. When confession and revelation come together! :D




spot on deborah!!  funny and truthful. 

claudia
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