2 Ladies in Heaven

[mharrell08]

1st woman:    Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi!  Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st  woman:    It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a  peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd  woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I  suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to  catch him in the act.  But
instead, I found him all by  himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:   I was so  sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started  running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the  attic
and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I  went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I  became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack  and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


PREDICTABLE...YES!   STILL FUNNY....YES!


Marques

[musicman]

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.




Marques

Something tells me that the husband wouldn't still be alive though.

[Ninny]

And what an interesting death HE would have had!!Muahahaha!!
Kathy

[LiberatedEagle]

  Definitely funny

[cjwood]

funny 

wasn't expecting the ending. 

mucho gracias senor marques.

claudia

[Deborah-Leigh]

Very funny M!

From the freezer to the LOF. When confession and revelation come together!

Arc

[cjwood]

From the freezer to the LOF. When confession and revelation come together!

spot on deborah!!  funny and truthful. 

claudia