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longhorn:
Claudia. I will be in Austin Sept 10 - 12 for the Texas - Wyoming game Sat. Sec 102 row 7. That's the end of the stadium where the team enters the stadium. It's also the end of the stadium where Bevo is. Good thing I don't drink anymore.
Longhorn
darren:
Musicman I saw your problem and If you Can take the pain for a sec. or two, I would suggest doing a wax job on that chest of yours. I have tried it and it is a little painfull. Just make sure you don't rip your nipples off. :o
Darren
Ninny:
Whatever happened to just getting out the razor and shaving that hair, MM? It's easy...all you do is get the scissors and cut the longest hair and then shave the rest! Want ME to do it for you? Please? or could I do the wax?? please, please, please?? 8) Muahahahaha! Now quit being a baby and "get 'er done!!" hahahaha ::)
Longhorn...I think I'll go to Austin on that day and see if you're there! (I know you....) hehehehe! Not saying you won't BE there, but how big is that section? AND do the cops know you're going? I am very suspicious of you...Claudia, if you go looking for him..be watching out..He'll probably throw a water balloon at you and you'll never know where it came from....or if a strange bird lands in your hair...he has a bunch of those...be watchful!! :o
I'm lookin' out for YOU, Claudia! :D
Musicman and Longhorn...you KNOW I love ya!! :-*
Kathy ;)
Ninny:
Janine...here's the problem..I nag and I nag and I NAG!! BUT MUSICMAN NEVER LISTENS TO ME!!!! ha! SO I have to get really on his nerves before he takes my advice...but then he STILL doesn't listen to me!! I have even threatened to tell his MOTHER!!! My job is SO hard!! hehehe!!
Longhorn is almost as exasperating as Musicman!! You should see the gray these two men have put in my hair!! :o But you know I just feel it's my civic duty to try to keep these guys on the straight an narrow...the operative word here being TRY!! SIGH.... The quest continues....it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!! ;D
Oh, Janine...it's very hard to take these two men literally...you'll learn! :D
Kathy ;)
musicman:
Good news folks. i finally was able to shave my front pelt. Twas quite painful. No, scissors don't work. I've tried it and have lost several pairs in the. . . .well. . ."Man Jungle". Had to get the super hedge clippers for the job. Just thinking about the pain gives me chills. But I know what I'm doing now. The next problem will be uuuumm?? shaving my back pelt. Let me just talk through it. Just hang these super sheerers right up here, turn it on, wow that's loud. . . .Next, yeah, take off this shirt, my god, it's like taking a wrapper off of a christmas tree. Now I just lean back really slowly. Slowly,, and carefully, and . . .. .. .. .
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, the pain!!!! Oh god, it hurts!!!! Why did I try that!!?? My back hair is stuck in this ravenous machine!!! I'm being pulled in!!!!!!!
Help!!! Me!!!! Long!!! Horn!!!!
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