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longhorn:
Can you reach the bottle musicman, not the button, the bottle. I feel your pain. In honor of musicman bravery and pain endurance I'm going to take one of those basting brushes and apply a thick coating of maple surup on my bottom and sit on a Fire ant bed while my assistant whacks me over the head with a sock filled with stale rock hard Lorna Dune wedding cookies.
Longhorn
Ninny:
YOU TWO FRUITCAKES!!! How will I ever get to sleep! first Janine had me cracking up with hubby's nose hair situation! ALL too common!! Let me tell you a secret...I was lying in bed reading this on my iPod when I was starting to snicker and laugh..well MY husband was sleeping and so I had to quickly run from the room and get on my computer!! It is almost 11PM I am OLD!! I NEED sleep!!! But NO! first MM all the screaming...please! how am I supposed to go to sleep??? I mean I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe!!!
Oh, Janine...I have tried to be nice to these two, but I'm not even going to tell you where THAT got me! ;D :o
Ok now...Little Music...I have a suggestion for you...if you were not killed by the hedge trimmer...PLEASE let me come and cut that hair for you!!!! I promise I'll be gentle!! ::) I'm cracking up here.... MM You KNOW I won't hurt you!! unless of course...you make me laugh while I'm doing the cutting...that could be dangerous...
anyway...now...Longhorn...oh PLEASE......pleeeezzz can I be your assistant?! I want to hit you over the head with a sock filled with stale rock hard Lorna Dune..wedding cookies?? couldn't we just put some ROCKS in the sock??hahahahahaha! ok, ok aquarium gravel then.... :D
I feel better now...maybe I can sleep! I hope I don't dream about shaving gorillas or something....
Geez, I haven't laughed all by myself in the dark in well...in a long time!!! hehehehe!!
I hope you're ok Musicman...you have to be..You're the King of North Cuba!!!! :D
Longhorn, I don't want to see your butt covered in Fire Ants!! No I don't...that would be scary and that would really hurt!!!
And when it's all said and done...I am really fond of you guys! and if we don't ALL get banned from the forum after this...well we'll know that God sorta likes us and He knows that you two guys are ok..you just need a little guidance! That's what I'm here for...I may need some reinforcements!!
Kathy (yawn) ;)
I'm sorry, Craig, Marques, Dave, Rene', Dennis, Kat...etc....I guess I don't help you control Longhorn and Musicman very well, I try....
judith collier:
Musicman I don't feel a bit sorry for you! You know nothing about sore nipples!
I don't dare get graphic because we will all be gone!
Astrapho:
Ohhh man oh man dying of laughter here!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ninny:
Oh, Judy! Don't you dare!!! We WILL be in trouble...You DO NOT want to get Musicman started with stuff like that! We are trying to keep him out of trouble here! He teeters on the edge as it is!!! hehee!! I had such horrible nightmares last night! Gorillas and fire ants and man eating lawn equipment!!! It was just horrible!!
Longhorn...you'd better come up with a solution quick for his back hair problem before another calamity comes upon us! As soon as you get over the fire ant bites, you'd better get to researching back hair!!
I'm exhausted! :D ;D :D
Your Loving Faithful Assistant,
Kathy ;) :D
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