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gmik:
Samson,  LOL  that is so true!!  It is possible as I was addicted to Farmtown and Farmville.  One day it will just be ENOUGH!  I couldn't stand it anymore.  Then I stopped.  Easy as pie.

Longhorn, I want to knwo the answer to the " which aisle to stand in" question??

musicman:
What a silly question your nephew asked.

Godzilla?

T Rex?

Ha!!

We all know that King Kong could whip both of their behinds. 


Oh, and now for my question:

I was at the zoo the other day.  One of the elephants appeared to have some sort of evolutionary mutation going on.

I kid you not.  It had five legs.  Yes, five!!

Two in the front,

and three in the back.

Women and children were staring.  What in God's name was that?

longhorn:
Thank you for you're questions.  Please trust that Longhorn will not just throw out a pile of theoretical goobldy goo information, no Sir.  These answers are derived from actual first hand experience.

!.  Astrapho.  Excellent question considering our Federal Gov. just spent 10 million $$$$$ for the study of ants.  As for you're situation, I have not eaten a muffin covered with ants, ( too much bran in muffins, clogs the old descending colon) however I did eat a bear claw doughnut with in my estimation around 14 - 17 common brown ants crawling on the surface, not too bad).  If however these are of the Red Fire Ant variety, I suggest you gargle with a mixture of 1/2 cup of cheap vodka, 1 teaspoon of cracked black pepper, 1 icecream scoop of low fat cottage cheese.  This should thoroughly prepare the tongue and esophagus for any mild discomfort you might experience from stings.  I might add the stinging sensation does add to the overall enjoyment so whatever you do... don't throw that muffin away... there a hungry people who would kill for such a treat.

Longhorn

santikos:
what was eve's reaction when she first hear and smelled adam's passed gas?

bpenelli:
How much cash would a mustache stash if a mustache could stash cash?

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