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soberxp:
--- Quote from: longhorn on August 20, 2010, 07:36:13 AM ---You're in luck soberxp. G W and Laura will be staying at the Longhorn ranch for the Christmas holidays. Get you're questions lined up.
Longhorn
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:D LOL.your answer was not common ;)
musicman:
You are wrong LH. To contact George Dubya just e-mail him at gdubya@strategery.com.
musicman:
--- Quote from: soberxp on August 20, 2010, 07:05:16 AM --- ;D hi , Longhorn I want to send an e-mail to george w. bush , do you know his e-mail,or something like this? ;D
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Which brings me to my next question:
Why, if dogs have such powerful sense of smell (sometimes 100x better than we humans) do they go around sniffing the hind parts of other dogs. You'd think they would be the first to leave the room when you, Long Horn, have broken the night with one of your Silence of Destruction bombs. Nature is weird that way. But why Long Horn.
longhorn:
Musicman, Let me commend you on being the 1st to actually ask an intelligent question. Have you considered work in the media field? I'm thinking White House. I would pay to see press sec Robert Gibbs sweat bullets as steam rises underneath his collar as you drill him with the really pressing soul searching questions. Ok. You're correct in your think process. I don't understand how dogs can go a single minute without their heads exploding. Imagine continually picking up 1000's of scents simultaneously and everyone of those aromas being magnified to the 100th power. Why even a dang rose would be enough to cause severe vomitus, and don't even mention some fresh cat diarrhea. I understand the fact that like wild animals, we humans cannot seem to control our nocturnal desires to go shove our boogery noses into every gunky gooyie cleft and crevasse known to man. And to top it all off, after we do it and come to the brilliant conclusion that... I'll be darn...that stinks... we go and do the same thing the first chance we get. Musicman, will we ever learn?
Longhorn
Ninny:
Musicman...since you have moved on to another question I see you survived the pelt-shaving incident! Thank the Lord!! Now I'm glad that I left the dog sniffing to the expert, Longhorn...LH, you are SO deserving of that award I gave you the other night!! I KNEW You'd have the right answer to Musicman's question! You're SO smart!! ;D
But now, Musicman.. I have to tell you something!!
I am so sorry that i have been so insensitive! I have figured it out with my special investigative powers the whole situation!! Here's what I have decided...
I know why you decided to shave the pelt!!!! the troublesome forest-like chest hair! I don't know why it took me so long!!!
You have decided NEVER again to date women you pick up in the woods at night on the full moon!!!! :o You have decided that you are no longer going to date any woman you have to ditch at the zoo!! :o You have decided NEVER again to date women who would be more suited to King Kong!!! :o AND FINALLY.. you will NEVER AGAIN date the Missing Link OR any of her relatives!!!!! :D :D \o/ I am SO proud of you MM!!! Your mother will now be able to sleep at night and your dad can stop calling you on Sunday evening to make sure you survived another weekend!! AND I myself, your biggest fan....can rest easy knowing that I will have many more years of stepping in here to keep you out of trouble!!! ;D 8) :-*
I'm here for you, as always!!
Kathy ;)
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