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judith collier:
janine, you're right, it was jassy!
jassy:
--- Quote from: Judy on August 21, 2010, 09:09:06 AM ---janine, you're right, it was jassy!
--- End quote ---
Yes Judy, I cannot tell a lie, It was my towering intellect on the leg issue. I am not participating on this post anymore as Longhorn did not answer my meaning of life question. But does on hair issues. Hello.
I will have to carry on my quest for others of more towering intellect than mine. sigh.
longhorn:
Jassy. I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is that I feel totally unqualified to answer your question, " What is the meaning of Life"? Let me explain. You see Jassy, you may or may not have noticed that for some strange reason ( more than likely very, very cheap Vodka ) Longhorn seems to view life somewhat diffrently than the average person. Oh sure, I could give you some silly twisted theoretical mumble jumble that may satisfy a few on this forum for a day or two, but I simply cannot give advise that might cause permanent brain damage to those seeking quadralateral imbroglio invideous harmony. Sorry, but right now is not a good time to be seeking advise from Longhorn, for my thought process, in fact every synapse fireing throughout my medula oblomgata is directed solely on this quest..... to find the perfect beverage to serve for tonights meal....... chili with no beans, 2 year old fruit cake ( given to me by my Aunt Francis ), Green pepper stuffed Lucky Charms cereal, a bowl of cheese whiz sprinkled with pop rocks candy, and a fried head of lettuce.
Almost forgot Jassy. Since Longhorn wasn't able to answer your question, You and a guest win a all-expense paid 1 night, 3 day vacation to longhorn ranch. Don't nobody tell me Longhorns not a man of his word.
Longhorn
jassy:
Great Scott Longhorn,! you have answered me!. I have pondered on this meaningless question for too long.
My only two worldly questions were the meaning of life and what beverage to serve at every meal.
I thought beer was perfect with all things but now I stand amazed. What beverage would you serve with cuisine such as you described?
My whole mind has been refocussed, I feel reborn!
Not beer, wine? no , spirits? no. too mundane.
This deserves a special something, How about a Pangalatic Gargle Blaster? The effect of which is rumoured to be similar to been hit in the head with a gold brick wrapped in a dirty sock.
I will not take you up on invite, you have been a man of your word.
jassy
Ninny:
Jassy!
At last! Longhorn has done something meaningful with his life!!!
LONGHORN!!! why not wash all that trash down with a glass of mud?? Oh my gosh!! I am almost speechless after knowing the things you eat!! Whoever heard of actually EATING your Aunt Francis' fruitcake!?!?!?!
Longhorn....you are messed up, dude...lay off the cheap Vodka!!
BTW Longhorn...Justin wanted me to tell you that he is very, very, very, etc... upset about what you said about Nick Saban!! BUT he doesn't have a comeback..yet...you see he wanted me to tell you that he is now on the JR Varsity FOOTBALL team at his middle school...he's not actually playing yet..he's equipment manager at the present, but the coach wants him to play! He is going to be a college player for the Crimson Tide and when he gets there he's coming to TX to kick butt!! hehehehe!! Same warning to the Miami Hurricanes!! so you guys only have 5 years to get your teams in shape!!! This year 8th grade.....soon....college! Look out Longhorn and Musicman Justin is growing up!!! hehe!! (This whole thing could change if he decides to play baseball! But he's still gunning for TX and FL!!)
Love you SOOOOO much!! hehe!
Kathy ;) seriously.....
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