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How to be saved
ML:
You still have a bank, don't you? Our society can personally make a trip asking for your bank. Yes, that's right, the building that your bank uses! That truly is the power of God!
Since I speak on the authority of Yeshualabadadoodachilidee Halmayeshamadogeedooda, you cannot question me! The only thing that YOU should question, is why your pockets are full, and not mine.
Actually, I own an anointed rock! That's right, a rock covered in baby oil, that follows me around. Remember how we are told to take everything physical and literal?
In fact, I will pray for YOU, paleface. In fact, for your apology, I personally need to gather as much cats as I can. Our true Savior will be sitting on fur balls as His throne, so time is ticking!
yello62:
i am afeared of you all...
Wanda:
--- Quote from: yello62 on August 16, 2018, 06:04:52 AM ---i am afeared of you all...
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I've heard, Insanity is the only sane reaction to an insane society.
Wanda:
Thanks for the religeous satire ML, it was quite fun. However, it reminded me of my own painful experience with the doctrin of lies, and how by the teachings of a simple and humble man, like Ray Smith, I was freed from that sad, painful and fearful place of emotional torture.
I listened to the audio again, Getting Saved - The Hardest Thing You will Ever Do.
https://youtu.be/nyw60TBhQJo
Interestingly, it won't cost one single cent either.
I feel extremely blessed, that God called me to understand his truth, so I don't have to live in ignorance anymore.
indianabob:
Ha ha,
My third tithe year we did pretty well with saving for the fall Festival, second tithe...
But then we took a couple of families out for dinner to substitute for widows and orphans.
In all honesty I never was able to look God in the eye during my 30 years in WWCG.
So when I learned of L. Ray Smith I took my whole first tithe and celebrated with my wife and kids.
I'm pretty sure that Headquarters didn't appreciate that...smile ::)
--- Quote from: yello62 on August 15, 2018, 05:06:42 PM ---tell me about the tithes. my “third tithe” year put me into bankruptcy. that should earn me some salvation points.
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