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Author Topic: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle  (Read 2470 times)

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dogcombat

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The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« on: July 10, 2007, 10:13:31 AM »

2 preachers would ride bicycles to their respective churches.  They would often stop and chat a little bit when they're paths crossed.

One Sunday, 1 was riding and the other was walking.

The rider said "Rev, what happened to your bicycle?"

The walker replied "Someone in my congregation stole my bicycle".

The rider, feeling sad,  gave the walker a suggestion that came to his heart from the Spirit.  "I'll tell you what you should do. When you get to your church, recite the 10 commandments.  And when you get to the commandment that says 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', whoever stole your bicycle will feel guilty and return it to you". 

IT WORKED!!!!

The following Sunday both were riding their bikes when 1 said to the other "Rev, I see you got your bike back.  Did you do like I told you?"

The other replied "Yeah, I did just like you told me.  Because, when I got to the commandment that said 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultry', I remembered where I left my bicycle". ;D ;D

Ches
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hillsbororiver

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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 10:59:35 AM »

LOL!  :D
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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 12:49:10 PM »



LOL
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iris

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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 12:53:57 PM »

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


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Roy Monis

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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 10:37:18 AM »

2 preachers would ride bicycles to their respective churches.  They would often stop and chat a little bit when they're paths crossed.

One Sunday, 1 was riding and the other was walking.

The rider said "Rev, what happened to your bicycle?"

The walker replied "Someone in my congregation stole my bicycle".

The rider, feeling sad,  gave the walker a suggestion that came to his heart from the Spirit.  "I'll tell you what you should do. When you get to your church, recite the 10 commandments.  And when you get to the commandment that says 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', whoever stole your bicycle will feel guilty and return it to you". 

IT WORKED!!!!

The following Sunday both were riding their bikes when 1 said to the other "Rev, I see you got your bike back.  Did you do like I told you?"

The other replied "Yeah, I did just like you told me.  Because, when I got to the commandment that said 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultry', I remembered where I left my bicycle". ;D ;D

Ches



Naughty! Naughty! Chess'

God bless you in our walk in Christ. 

Love in Christ Jesus.

Roy UK     
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kweli

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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 10:56:13 AM »

And to think, I was probably prompted to say the "sinner's prayer" by this preacher...
 :D :D :D

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joyful1

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Re: The Preacher's Stolen Bicycle
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 03:56:04 PM »

;D ;D ;D heheheheeh!
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