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Craig

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The Nun in Hooters
« on: March 09, 2008, 07:19:38 PM »

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while "the
lights would turn off."

Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun,
the room went dead silent.


She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in
there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,"
said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back
of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to
give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir,
I don't understand. Why did they applaud
for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said
the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"No thank you, but, I still don't understand,"
said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out.


Now, how about that drink?"

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Dennis Vogel

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 07:36:21 PM »

Okay, I was holding my breath wondering where this was going to go. But now I know, even nuns are human.
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Sorin

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 08:00:13 PM »

Ha!! Good one Craig!  ;D

I never will understand why anyone would want to be a Nun or become Celibate.

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musicman

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 09:40:59 PM »

Ha!! Good one Craig!  ;D

I never will understand why anyone would want to be a Nun or become Celibate.



I thought the scripture said to celebrate!!

Naughty nuns.
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Vangie

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 11:13:20 PM »

The missed R in the copying made all the difference--I giggled about that joke for at least a full minute after I read it to Joe, my husband.  He now thinks I'm even goofier than I was 2 minutes before that.  Wasn't sure it was possible. ;D
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Samson

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 10:20:38 AM »

I never will understand why anyone would want to be a Nun or become Celibate (from Sorin)

                 Thats' why I didn't leave my wife in that trunk with the Dog, Sorin ; Lifes' a trade off, in some areas you gain and in some areas you lose, no Monastery for me, of course their are certain times during the month when the thought might cross my mind, W--O--O--MAN.

                                   Live Long & Prosper, Sorin.

               P.S. I was able to copy and paste your quote, but couldn't get it to have that blue surface.
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Sorin

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 12:28:00 PM »

I never will understand why anyone would want to be a Nun or become Celibate (from Sorin)

                 Thats' why I didn't leave my wife in that trunk with the Dog, Sorin ; Lifes' a trade off,

I agree. 


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in some areas you gain and in some areas you lose

Indeed.

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, no Monastery for me, of course their are certain times during the month when the thought might cross my mind, W--O--O--MAN.

 ;D   :D

                                   
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Live Long & Prosper, Sorin.

               P.S. I was able to copy and paste your quote, but couldn't get it to have that blue surface.

Thanks Samson, you too!

Well, you have that "copy" and "paste" thing down, which is good; but to quote someone all you gotta do really is click on the word quote in the top right corner of that person's box (if you will). Then it should take you to that screen where you type a message, so you just type underneath all the letters. And that's it. Unless you want to break it all apart, and answer point by point like I just did, then it's a bit more work. ;p 
But once you quote this reply, you'll notice what I did-if you look closely. It's really no big deal.

Peace,
Sorin


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gmik

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Re: The Nun in Hooters
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 11:07:56 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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