A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while "the
lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,
the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in
there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,"
said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back
of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to
give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir,
I don't understand. Why did they applaud
for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said
the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand,"
said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"