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Samson:
Hello Everyone,
 
        This is Samson's wife here!! I wanted to respond to help the W-O-M-E-N out. If people thought about it, most of the women and their problems begin and end with MEN!!!!! I wanted to give the list here without causing too much of a commotion:
                       
                                 
1. MEN-stration
2. MEN-strual cycle
3. MEN-opause
4. MEN-tal stress
5. Men-tal institution
 and last but least  W-O-M-A-N and W-O-M-E-N!!!
 
In my opinion and only my opinion MOST MEN  are not from mars but uranus!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Thank all of you for letting my mars express all his opinions openly. I t is very rare for him to be able to express his feelings and opinions without  being ignored or shot down.
                                                                                             

                                                                                          Thanks to all,

                                                                                          Samson's wife Pam ;)
 
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gmik:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

What a fun thread after teaching all day!!!

All kidding aside....WE know that the hand that rocks the cradle RULES the world!!! :D ;)

(Gosh Craig, you sure started something!)

Matt:

circle, circle
dot, dot,
now I got the cootie shot! ;D

joyful1:
9 things men say:
1- where are my socks? and how would I remember where I took them off?
2- where are my shoes? and how would I remember where I took them off?
3- where are the keys? and I don't think I drove last.
4- where is the remote? and there BETTER be batteries in it!
5- where is the phone? ...what wall are you talking about?
6- where is the mayo? and when did we get this refridgerator?
7- where is the pop/beer/etc.? and I'm in a hurry-- the game starts in ten mins!
8- where is my wallet? ...what dresser?
9- where are my glasses? and why are you looking at the top of my head?

joyful1:
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.  Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was
like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get
out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to
browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

        Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
    

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at
5-min ute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
emergency exit at the back of the store.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN !'

And last, but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
Wal-mart Manager
Harry Smith :D

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