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Kat:


Hi Girls, I found the match to the one Craig originally put up  ;D

What a man really means !!

I'M GOING FISHING
Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

IT'S A GUY THING
Means: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Means: Why isn't it already on the table?

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Means: Are you still talking?

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING
Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty darn soon.

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR...
Means: Absolutely nothing.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
Means: I have no idea how it works.

I CAN'T FIND IT.
Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Means: "What did you catch me at?

I HEARD YOU.
Means: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.

YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.
Means: I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
Means: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving already.

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Means: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Means: I make the mess, she cleans it up.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Means: I have actually severed a limb, it will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

Samson:
Toushe Kat,  ;D ;D ;D

                            Well, at least I didn't forget our Wedding Anniversary, it was God's Will, he wanted to spare me from the possible grief and suffering that would have ensued, as a result of the principle of cause and effect.

                             Although, I admit approximately 1 month ago, I started to remind myself of the actual date of my anniversary, that's one date a man dare not forget, ouch, that really hurt.


                            Great List Kat, my wife will certainly enjoy that list, it seems us guys need someone like musicman to our rescue, I'm leaving for work and it would take great insight and skill to top that list, again musicman to our rescue.

                                            Samson.  :D :D :D

Kent:
Uh oh >:(

Kats' on to us.

We need to meet at the clubhouse to figure out how we can get out of this mess.

I'll bring the bait. Dont you dare forget the beer!

Matt:
Why us men can't win :P

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

Snowfire:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all so they decided that one has to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were not able to name that person but the woman held a very touching speech - she said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope because as a woman she is used to give up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands......

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