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Becky:
that reminds me of the movie "ladykillers" where the jock of the group would say "yes professor" (very slow with a dumb look on his face!)  

I'm such a ditz at times too...
I told my husband about not knowing there was a pound currency key on European keyboards..... and he said "I can't believe you didn't know that! you are so ethnocentric."

I just never thought about it... ahh well! I guess he was right.

shibboleth:
I can't think of any silly quotes right now, but years ago I put the coffeepot in the refrigerator. I couldn't find it for 2 days. Another time I put a head of lettuce in the freezer. I found that a few weeks later.
How many times have I not been able to find my glasses and they were on my face. Another time I was in my car and couldn't find my car keys.
My son reached over and started the car. I forgot I had put them in the ignition.

Becky:
yea it always sucks when you find the remote control in the freezer! :lol:

orion77:
My father told a story, when they were on their honeymoon.  The very first meal she cooked after they got married was grilled cheese sandwiches.

He said they were golden brown and crisp, looked just perfect.  When he took the first bite, dang no cheese.. :lol:  :lol:

Gary

SandyFla:
I don't have any quotes, but here are a couple epitaphs:

In 1714, Anna Marr, wife of the parish clerk, passed away. This is on her
tombstone:
   The children of Israel wanted bread,
   And the Lord sent them manna;
   Old Clark Marr wanted a wife,
   And the devil sent him Anna.

Another epitaph:
   Within this grave do lie,
   Back to back my wife and I;
   When the last trumpet the air shall fill,
   If she gets up, I’ll lie still.

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