Dog Property Rules

[hillsbororiver]

Dog Property Rules


1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

[gmik]

 

Where did you get all of these.?  Funny

[buddyjc]

11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian

[hillsbororiver]

  LOL Brian.

Gena, an old friend of mine sends jokes and weird stuff almost daily.........

Joe

[angie]

Hi Joe

Dog Rules? Sounds like my sister when we were kids 

Angie
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[chuckusa]

Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife...

Chuck

[buddyjc]

Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife...

Chuck

When the van is working, my wife refers to it as her van, but when it needs to be fixed..."You need to fix YOUR van."

Brian

[chuckusa]

Brian,

so glad I'm not alone...sort of like you need to mow YOUR lawn...

Chuck

[hillsbororiver]

Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife...

Chuck

When the van is working, my wife refers to it as her van, but when it needs to be fixed..."You need to fix YOUR van."

Brian

Chuck & Brian,

Brothers I can relate to that, my wife also defers to me when things are in need of repair with the added admonition, "fix it!"

She is truly inspiring,

Joe

[hillsbororiver]

Hi Joe

Dog Rules? Sounds like my sister when we were kids 

Angie
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Angie,

Thanks for bringing back a memory, I also devised a game with my sister that could have been called "Joe's Rules" but she wasn't really that good at it, probably a lack of desire and dedication.

Come to think of it my parents were even worse.......................

Joe

[all4love]

How about when the kids are naughty?  HAHA   Ok I will admit it, when my son is naughty then he is my husbands son but when he is good than he is my son 

[joyful1]

11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian

12.  if it runs across the front yard....its mine!

[hillsbororiver]

11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian

12.  if it runs across my front yard....its mine!

LOL............Good one Joyce 

[Brett]

#13  If I see a cat, it's mine.