Dog Property Rules

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hillsbororiver

Dog Property Rules


1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

gmik

 ;D ;D

Where did you get all of these.?  Funny

buddyjc

11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian

hillsbororiver

 :D LOL Brian.

Gena, an old friend of mine sends jokes and weird stuff almost daily.........:o

Joe

angie

Hi Joe

Dog Rules? Sounds like my sister when we were kids  :P ;D

Angie
x

chuckusa

Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife... :) :) :)

Chuck

buddyjc

Quote from: chuckusa on October 01, 2006, 11:07:59 AM
Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife... :) :) :)

Chuck

When the van is working, my wife refers to it as her van, but when it needs to be fixed..."You need to fix YOUR van."

Brian

chuckusa

Brian,

so glad I'm not alone...sort of like you need to mow YOUR lawn... ;)

Chuck

hillsbororiver

Quote from: buddyjc on October 01, 2006, 12:18:30 PM
Quote from: chuckusa on October 01, 2006, 11:07:59 AM
Hi Joe,

#10 sounds like my wife... :) :) :)

Chuck

When the van is working, my wife refers to it as her van, but when it needs to be fixed..."You need to fix YOUR van."

Brian

Chuck & Brian,

Brothers I can relate to that, my wife also defers to me when things are in need of repair with the added admonition, "fix it!"

She is truly inspiring,

Joe

hillsbororiver

Quote from: angie on October 01, 2006, 10:41:36 AM
Hi Joe

Dog Rules? Sounds like my sister when we were kids  :P ;D

Angie
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Angie,

Thanks for bringing back a memory, I also devised a game with my sister that could have been called "Joe's Rules" but she wasn't really that good at it, probably a lack of desire and dedication.

Come to think of it my parents were even worse.......................

Joe

all4love

How about when the kids are naughty?  HAHA :) :) :)  Ok I will admit it, when my son is naughty then he is my husbands son but when he is good than he is my son  ;D ;D :D :D

joyful1

#11
Quote from: buddyjc on October 01, 2006, 07:24:35 AM
11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian
12.  if it runs across the front yard....its mine!

:)

hillsbororiver

Quote from: joyful1 on October 03, 2006, 01:38:03 PM
Quote from: buddyjc on October 01, 2006, 07:24:35 AM
11.  If it falls on the floor, it's mine.

Brian
12.  if it runs across my front yard....its mine!

:)

LOL............Good one Joyce  :D

Brett

#13  If I see a cat, it's mine.

;D ;D